The 0 Days Sober Tee from Unethical Threads is for people who've made peace with the fact that the counter isn't going anywhere. Heavyweight cotton, simple graphic, zero pretense. If your longest streak is "this morning before brunch," this is your shirt. Who actually wears this? People who think sobriety chips are just poker chips with bad branding. Your friend who shows up to brunch still in last night's clothes. The guy at the tailgate who everyone takes a photo with. You don't wear the 0 Days Sober tee because you're trying to be edgy. You wear it because it's accurate. Heavyweight cotton that can survive a Sunday morning Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (yes, 4XL, we don't judge your beer gut) Crew neck, because you're not a V-neck person and we both know it DTG printed, so the "0" stays crisp longer than your sobriety Machine washable, obviously Is this a good gift? It's the gift that says "I know you, and I accept you." Perfect for birthdays, white elephants, bachelor parties, or just Tuesdays. If you know someone whose relationship with alcohol could charitably be called "consistent," wrap this up and hand it over. Frequently Asked Questions Does the 0 Days Sober shirt run true to size? It runs true to size with a relaxed, unisex fit. If you're between sizes, go with your usual. Available in S through 4XL. Will this shirt shrink in the wash? Nope. Heavyweight cotton holds its shape. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it'll outlast your New Year's resolution. Is the print going to crack or peel? No. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. It stays put. Can I wear this to work? That depends entirely on where you work. If your boss has a sense of humor, go for it. If you work in HR, maybe keep it for weekends. Is this an actual sobriety thing? No. This is a drinking humor shirt for people who think it's funny. If you're in recovery and it makes you laugh, more power to you. The only person it's making fun of is whoever's wearing it.
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