The 14cm Willy

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The "Average" – 14cm of Waxed Glory Standing proud at a very respectable 14cm, the Average Candle is here to prove that middle-of-the-road can still light up the room (and your lif e). Not too big, not too small—he’s the Goldilocks of phallic candles. Just right. Crafted for those who appreciate balance, modest confidence, and a whole lot of wink wink, nudge nudge energy, this willy burns with enthusiasm and zero ego. He’s reliable, drama-free, and never ghosts you after the first light. Perfect for bachelorette parties, questionable shelf décor, or as a hilarious reminder that average can still be absolutely legendary. Go on—give him a light. He’s been waiting his whole wax life for this. Burn time approximately 6+ hours Please note: These are candles. They are not toys, of any variety. Please use care & common sense. They are meant for burning, not for any other things. Don't pour the wax on yourself, don't pour wax on someone else, don't shove them anywhere (let alone anywhere you wouldn't want to have an awkward conversation with your mum about). Don't say we didn't warn you. Show more