America has been partying like she's 29 for the last 221 years. And now, by the dawn's early light, she's woken up looking like she needs a scrub. Then again, when 250 years old you reach, look as good you will not. Our expectations for this cold process bar were Monumental, so we layered it top to bottom in apple, pine, and fresh water, such that it would smell like growing up in New England. Born in the USA and made in the shadow (suburbs) of Boston, the 14th Amendment is perfect for tea parties, late night horse rides through Lexington and Concord, and ignoring Coercive Acts. It's for Evacuation Day. It's for Bunker Hill. It's for General Warren and his Charlestown Tavern. It's for every invisible border we created because every state is united, and we are the United States. We made this soap so that our banner may wave ... O'er the land of the clean, and the foam of the brave.
