223 pp. Illustrated by Leo Hershfield. CONTENTS: Introduction by B.G. DeSylva; Concerning the Sex Life of Chickens; The Horse Latitudes; On Public Speaking; Social Notes for Posterity; Feet Have Their Good Points; General Grant and the Present War; McNamara's Band; Sex Life of the Date Palm; Theft of the Statue of Liberty; Miss Beauty Rest; Wherein There is a Poem; Extra Chapter; The Great Comma Crisis; How to Write for Movies Somewhat; The Tailing of Grantland Rice; The Word Game; The Fame of Orph Gibberson; Of Toothbrushes and Scalp Tonic; Afternoon at Lucey's A Definitive History of Hollywood; The Yuck from Yucca Street; How to Play Stud Poker All Night; The Magnificent Splinter; Notes on a Swan-Hater; Best of Breed; Dinah's Fan; Arkansas Medley; A Preface. ABOUT THE AUTHOR: "Harry Allen Smith, December 19, 1907 - February 24, 1976, was an American journalist and humorist whose books were popular in the 1940s and 1950s. He was born in McLeansboro, Illinois, where he lived until the age of six. His family moved to Decatur in 1913 and then to Defiance, Ohio, finally arriving in Huntington, Indiana. It was at this point Smith dropped out of high school and began working odd jobs, eventually finding work as a journalist. He began in 1922 at the Huntington Herald-Press, relocating in Jeffersonville, Indiana, and Louisville, Kentucky. In Florida, editing the Sebring American in 1925, he met society editor Nelle Mae Simpson, and they married in 1927. The couple lived in Oklahoma, where Smith worked at the Tulsa Tribune, followed by a position at the Denver Post. In 1929, he became a United Press rewrite man, also handling feature stories and celebrity interviews. He continued as a feature writer with the New York World-Telegram from 1934 to 1939. He found fame when his humor book Low Man on a Totem Pole (1941) became a bestseller during WWII, popular not only on the homefront but also read on troop trains and at military camps. With his newfound financial freedom, he left the daily newspaper grind for life as a freelance author, scripting for radio while also writing (for six months) a daily column for United Features Syndicate, making personal appearances and working on his next book, Life in a Putty Knife Factory (1943), which became another bestseller. He spent eight months in Hollywood, working as a screenwriter for Paramount Pictures, and wrote about the experience in Lost in the Horse Latitudes (1944). His first three books were widely circulated around the world in Armed Services Editions. The popularity of these titles kept Smith on the New York Herald Tribune's Best Seller List for 100 weeks and prompted a collection of all three in 3 Smiths in the Wind (1946). His first novel, Rhubarb (1946), about a cat that inherits a professional baseball team, led to two sequels and a 1951 film adaptation. Larks in the Popcorn (1948, reprinted in 1974) and Let The Crabgrass Grow (1960) described "rural" life in Westchester County, New York. People Named Smith (1950) offers anecdotes and histories of people named Smith. He collaborated with Ira L. Smith on the baseball anecdotes in Low and Inside (1949) and Three Men on Third (1951). The Compleat Practical Joker (1953, reprinted in 1980) detailed the practical jokes pulled by his friends Hugh Troy, publicist Jim Moran, and other pranksters such as the artist Waldo Peirce. His futuristic fantasy novel The Age of the Tail (1955) describes a time when people are born with tails. Smith was the editor of Desert Island Decameron (1945), and he also wrote hundreds of articles for Esquire, Holiday, McCall's, Playboy, Reader's Digest, The Saturday Evening Post, The Saturday Review of Literature, True, Venture and other magazines. Smith made a number of appearances on radio and television. Fred Allen was one of his friends, and he was a guest on The Fred Allen Show on December 7, 1947, and January 9, 1949. On June 28, 1959, he was interviewed by Edward R. Murrow on Person to Person. Smith's aut
