Dirk Jones is NOT the Chosen One

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All Dirk wanted was to escape another argument with their parents and go for a nice quiet coffee. Instead, they've been kidnapped by agents, attacked by mal-realmers and forced to wear a boiler suit that they're pretty sure someone died in. Dirk isn't the chosen one. Not even close. So how did they end up in the middle of a potential apocalypse? Show more