A last-chance winter road trip for a Scottish band spirals into wild chaos - seagull massacres, bomb tests, and darkly funny rock'n'roll madness on the edge. A raw, darkly funny novel by one of Scotland's finest authors - newly reissued!ANNIVERSARY EDITION with an INTRODUCTION BY VAL McDERMID`A drug-fuelled, counterclockwise state-of-the-nation rock 'n' roll tour captures where we were at better than any modern novel I've read' - Irvine Welsh`A powerful and moving commentary on the country and its defining myths' - Ian Rankin`One of the most vital books about modern Scotland - our landscape, culture, identity, myths and lies - of the twenty-first century. And despite the dinge, debauchery and danger, it's still a joy to tour with the band' - Callum McSorley`Packed with seedy, sticky bars, sullen punters and morose reflections in deteriorating weather, there is an atmospheric beauty to The Ossians' - Independent on Sunday___Connor is twenty-four: brilliant, broken, and out of control. He's the swaggering frontman of The Ossians, a Scottish indie band on the brink of signing a major record deal. Desperate to make their mark, they set off on a two-week winter tour across Scotland's cities and hinterlands - a last-ditch attempt to find fame, purpose, and themselves. But the tour soon spirals into a surreal, chaotic odyssey. From seedy bars and snowbound towns to a final, defining Glasgow gig, the band hurtles through a whirlwind of seagull massacres, botched drug deals, a mysterious stalker, radioactive beaches, bomb-testing ranges, epileptic fits, riotous Russian submariners, deadly storms, epiphanies, regular beatings and random shootings. Raw, darkly funny and wild with energy, The Ossians is a gloriously anarchic story of rock'n'roll obsession, national identity and self-destruction - and what it means to belong: in a band, in a country, in a life unravelling at speed. ___`The authentic ring of a man who's been there' - Guardian`Johnstone is good at describing the excitement, boredom, sniping and bonhomie of a touring band at the transit-van end of the career arc' - The Times`A blast' - Scotland on Sunday`So exhilaratingly authentic, you can hear the chords and smell the vomit' - Christopher Brookmyre`A gripping, compelling road trip around modern Scotland' - Niall Griffiths`This is This Is Spinal Tap for Scotland's lost generation. Johnstone has taken a small story of a small band lost in a small country and created an epic' - Ewan Morrison`Entertains in the uncharted corners of an unseen Scotland' - ListPraise for Doug Johnstone`Tense, funny and deeply moving' - Mark Billingham`Nobody portrays modern Edinburgh better than Doug Johnstone . speaks volumes about the power of story' - Val McDermid`An engrossing and beautifully written tale that bears all the Doug Johnstone hallmarks in its warmth and darkly comic undertones' - Herald Scotland`Wonderful characters: flawed, funny and brave' - Sunday Times`Gripping and blackly humorous' - Observer`A must for those seeking strong, authentic, intelligent female protagonists' - Publishers Weekly`This enjoyable mystery is also a touching and often funny portrayal of grief ... more, please' - Guardian`Some of the most unique characters in crime fiction' - Daily Express`Underlines just how accomplished Johnstone has become' - Daily Mail
