Pun and joke lovers unite! Punny Jokes is packed with hundreds upon hundreds of hilarious, pun-tastic jokes!What’s better than a good pun? Five hundred of the puniest jokes in the universe, of course! Punny Jokes is a gift-worthy hardcover that includes everything from classic puns of yore to brand-new jokes, including: What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef. When does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn! Why are teddy bears never hungry? They’re stuffed! What type of sandals does a frog wear? Open-toad! What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? RRRRRR. What did the syrup say to the waffle? I love you a waffle lot! What do you call the wife of a hippies? A Mississippi! And many, many more! With Punny Jokes, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing—for real!
