The Registered Flex Offender tee from Unethical Threads is for the person at the gym who treats every mirror like a photo op. You've been putting in the work, and now everyone has to know about it. Whether they wanted to or not.Who actually wears this?The guy who curls in the squat rack and doesn't feel bad about it. The girl who posts gym selfies with zero irony. If you've ever unironically said "sun's out, guns out," this shirt already has your name on it. Heavyweight cotton that can actually survive leg day (and the wash cycle after) Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, because gains come in all sizes Classic crew neck. No V-neck energy here DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the design stays sharp long after your gym motivation fades Pre-shrunk. You already have enough things working against your physique Is this actually a good gift?If you know someone who flexes in every group photo, congratulations, you just found their uniform. This works for birthdays, gym anniversaries, or any occasion where you want to acknowledge someone's gains and ego in equal measure. They'll wear it. A lot. Possibly too much.Frequently Asked QuestionsDoes this run true to size?Yes. Unisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL. If you're between sizes, go up. You want this one a little loose so people can see the whole design when you inevitably flex.Will the print fade or crack?No. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is bonded into the fabric, not sitting on top. Wash inside out on cold to be safe, but it holds up.Is this actually a good gym shirt?It was practically designed for the gym. Heavyweight cotton keeps its shape through sweat and chalk. Just don't blame us when people start calling you by the shirt's name.Can I wear this in public?You can and you should. It plays well at barbecues, bars, and anywhere else you're willing to own the bit.
