They came for the vibes. Stayed for the fit. The Abducted Hoodie lands with a vintage UFO graphic, solar-burn sunset, and a tree that clearly didn’t sign up for this. Distressed print. Premium fleece. Zero chill. It’s for anyone who’s ever looked at the sky and thought, “Yeah, take me next.” Wear it when you’re over the planet, underwhelmed by humanity, and ready to board something better. Fit Tip: Size down for a sharp, close-contact look. Go true size for “beamed up but comfy” energy.📏 Size chart below—because even aliens respect precision. Care InstructionsWash cold, like deep space. Tumble dry low. No bleach. No probing questions. Size S M L XL 2XL Chest 34"-36" 38"-40" 42"-44" 46"-48" 50"-52" Waist 29"-32" 32"-35" 35"-38" 38"-41" 41"-44" Sleeve Length 32"-33 1/2" 34"-35" 35"-36" 36"-37" 37"-38"