Adopt a Moose isn’t really about owning a moose — it’s about unburdening yourself in the presence of one. Why a moose? The moose is emotionally neutral. The moose does not move. The moose does not blink.The moose does not interrupt. The moose only listens. The moose knows. No judgment. No advice. Just 600 kilos of stillness absorbing your shame. Listen to this t-shirt: Your browser does not support the audio element. • Color: Yellow• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)• Pre-shrunk fabric• Side-seamed construction• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the USThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
