From the brilliant and deeply unnecessary mind of Adam Rubin comes a masterwork of human innovation, finally documenting what civilization has long whispered about but never dared to catalog. Behold a comprehensive study of bathroom postures so refined, so wildly impractical, they elevate the everyday into something closer to performance art. From “The Starfish” to “The Mummy,” each technique is rendered with clinical precision and total disregard for dignity. Printed the old-fashioned way, letterpress on luxurious cotton stock, because if you’re going to hang something this ridiculous on your wall, it should at least be done with impeccable taste. A limited edition of 100, each print is signed by the artist, ensuring your place among a very select group of individuals willing to publicly display this level of sophistication. Equal parts instructional guide, philosophical inquiry, and bathroom humor taken far too seriously. Frame it. Study it. Attempt at your own risk.
