After Therapy Mints

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Those of us who've been in thver. You'll be riding home on the bus and suddenly shout, "Oh my god! That’s why I wanted to have sex with my grandmother!" And that's why we've made A fter Therapy Mints. These deliciously potent marvels are specially formulated to help you process everything that came out during your session. As soon as you hand the therapist the check, pop one into your mouth and wait for the epiphanies to flow. Even if they don't come right away, you'll be rewarded with a minty blast that freshens your breath and clears your mind. They also come in a cool, reusable tin, that can hold your Paxils, Wellbutrins, Xanaxes, and Prozacs with room left over for the next day's pills, too. Four out of five therapists recommend After Therapy Mints for their patients who eat mints. Don't go anywhere without UPG's invigorating little mints in a tin. Who knew you could get this cool? 0009 Show more