Black Lace. 1984. A song that has haunted every school disco, holiday resort, and family wedding in the United Kingdom for over forty years. It shows absolutely no signs of stopping. Push pineapple. Shake the tree. You know exactly what comes next and you are already doing the actions. Don't pretend you're not. Part of Dotty Cotton's 'As Seen On Your Wall' collection - the Striped Circle designs that have proven themselves on thousands of walls and are now proving themselves on better t-shirts. Wear it to a wedding. Wear it to a holiday resort. Wear it as a tribute to the most divisive song in British popular culture - universally known, deeply polarising, and completely inescapable. There is no middle ground with Agadoo. This tee is for the people who have made their peace with that. Available in three colours: BLACK, VINTAGE WHITE and COTTON PINK. The little blue dot on the left chest is ours. You're welcome. Free UK delivery on every order. No minimum. No fuss. We only use the Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0 t-shirts -185gsm GOTS-certified organic cotton, combed and ring-spun for a surface that's smooth enough to do the design justice. Medium unisex fit with side seams, a wider collar rib, and set-in sleeves that stay where they're supposed to. Printed using Kornit Atlas Max DTG technology for colours that stay vivid wash after wash.