"Ahoy" – Enthusiasm at Sea Level Introducing the Ahoy! tee — the shirt you wear when you enter a room like you’ve just spotted land, even though you absolutely haven’t. It’s a greeting, a warning, and a declaration of pirate intent, all delivered with far too much confidence. Perfect for loud arrivals, unnecessary announcements, and confusing everyone within earshot. Made from fabric sturdier than your sea legs, this tee pairs beautifully with shouting greetings no one asked for and immediately becoming the most chaotic presence on deck (or in the office). Wear it when subtlety has been thrown overboard and you’re here to make an entrance. Ahoy. Volume first. Direction later. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 S 28 18 34-37 M 29 20 38-41 L 30 22 42-45 XL 31 24 46-49 2XL 32 26 50-53 3XL 33 28 54-57 4XL 34 30 58-61 5XL 35 31 62-65
