T-Shirt “Alcoholic” Dark, ironic, and made for people who like their humor completely unserious. The “Alcoholic” T-Shirt turns the phrase “I told myself to stop drinking, but I’m not gonna listen to an alcoholic” into a sarcastic statement about bad advice, bad decisions, and self-awareness with zero filter. It is made for those who enjoy dry humor, chaotic punchlines, and tees that say the quiet part out loud — a piece that feels bold, funny, and impossible not to react to. Features & Benefits Quoted Identity: Exclusive statement print with dark humor and sarcastic personality. Conversation Starter: A bold phrase designed to get laughs, reactions, and second looks. Premium Fabric: Lightweight, breathable fabric with a soft feel on the skin. DTG Print: High-definition print with long-lasting quality and a premium finish. Details Composition: 100% Cotton Fit: Classic Print: DTG digital print, high definition Style: Dark humor, sarcastic, casual, and urban Size guide S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 86 89 B) Width (cm) 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152 162 B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76 81 S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.9 35 B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 63.8 B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 31.9 Care Instructions General The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. Wash Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. Dry Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. Store Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices
