Alexa, Skip To FridayThis candle contains the exact same level of hope you feel when you wake up convinced it’s Friday…only to realize it’s Tuesday. Light it, inhale deeply, and imagine yourself sipping overpriced cocktails at Happy Hour instead of replying to passive-aggressive emails that start with ‘Per my last message.’ We can’t actually fast-forward the week, but hey, at least your living room will smell like denial and daydreams. Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W Burn Time: Up to 70 hours Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free Wick: 100% cotton wick Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches Perfect for: bookworms, over-thinkers, workaholics who need a break, and anyone who appreciates a joke that requires a brain.
