PRODUCT DESCRIPTION The Alpha Male T-Shirt is for the men who project dominance through skinny iced lattes, podcast subscriptions and unsolicited opinions on red meat. A funny graphic tee that lets the wearer claim alpha status while everyone around them quietly disagrees. Part of our ongoing Lonely Kids Club x Happy Fish Water collab. Mark runs Happy Fish Water out of Bellingham, Washington. He's a screenprinter, banjo player and former owner of a frozen yogurt restaurant in Costa Rica that did not make it. After that closed, he started a tee brand and committed to making the weirdest, funniest and most questionable designs he could think of. The Alpha Male tee is one of his. Printed in our Sydney studio using DTG on AS Colour blanks with OEKO-TEX certified inks. Made to order, packed in biodegradable mailers, shipped Australia wide and to the US. PRODUCT DETAILS Custom digital front print Mid weight 180 GSM 100% combed cotton Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape Double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage Unisex regular fit Designed in Sydney, printed to order in Sydney WHO IS THIS FOR People who find the alpha male discourse exhausting and would like to wear that exhaustion on a tee. Works as a gift for the guy in your life who unironically uses the word alpha, or for yourself if you are partial to a good time and a bit of low effort commentary. Browse the rest of our funny t-shirts if this one speaks to you. FAQ Is this an ironic alpha male shirt?Yes. The joke is on the wearer, the people around the wearer, or both depending on context. Where is the Alpha Male tee printed?In our Sydney studio, on demand, using DTG with OEKO-TEX certified inks on AS Colour blanks. What size should I get?Unisex regular fit. Take your usual tee size for a standard fit, or size up for a relaxed look. Full size guide above. Can I get this as a hoodie?You sure can, find it here.