There is always one. Standing off to the side, arms crossed, straw hat pulled low, watching the proceedings with a look that says everything without saying a word. The Angry Villager isn't here to cause trouble. He doesn't shout. He doesn't break things. He doesn't interfere with anyone else's plans. He certainly isn't going to chase you down the street waving a pitchfork. He's simply... disappointed. Perhaps someone planted the tomatoes in the wrong place. Perhaps the village meeting has gone on far too long. Perhaps the younger generation has once again decided to do something that everyone already knows is a bad idea. Whatever the offense, the Angry Villager knows how things should be done. And he is not going to pretend otherwise. There's something wonderfully familiar about him. We've all known someone like this. We've all been someone like this. Sometimes the appropriate response to the chaos of the world isn't confrontation or destruction. Sometimes you just cross your arms, find a quiet corner, and give the whole situation the look it deserves. With his weathered expression, straw hat, crossed arms and firmly planted knees, the Angry Villager carries the timeless dignity of an elder who has seen this sort of nonsense before. He doesn't need to explain himself. He'll just sit there. And judge. This is a piece of magnetic art. It was hand sculpted and cast in durable urethane with a high strength magnet. It is hand painted and may differ slightly from the image above.
