Scam-A-Rama Records - released in 1997 Track Listing Ken Follet Stole My Wallet Earwigs In My Ear She Was The Best Happy Bitter Valentines Day No Dog Food 4 U (With Apologies To Country Dick Montana) Kill Your Neighbours Perfumed Letters From Deathrow The Microphone Is Broken Things I Have To Do Today No Fear The Boy With The Wasp On His Head God Bless Geetar Plucking Shopping For A Hangover A Slow One Gonna Eat Steve Ain't Home But He Ain't Alone If You're Sick (Stuffed Nose, Farmers Hanky) Shiny Stars Shoe Shopping With Me When You're Moving Up Hippie! Yo, What's Up? Aluminium Tube (American Airlines) Happy Halloween You're Never Gonna Get My Chilli Dog Thanksgiving Freebasin' Celery (Safe Sex Tonight) Cough Syrup I Love You So Much It Hurts Me Inside Run You Over (Christmas Present) Sugar Boogers Just Call Me Up (For Julie Daley) Gonna See A Heart Specialist They Want My Barbeque Tortured Artist The Prophet Kahill The Hargrove Situation (Win Win) Girl Of My Dreams Skiing Accident (Tuning Problems) Sad Sad Sad Situation The Dog Doo Blues (Take #48) I'll Supply The Love, You Supply The Gangrene Valentines Day Sheep (Still Bitter One Year Later) Where's The Beaver A Pretty Interlude To A Circus Gone To Piss You Bastard Super Taco Dilemma Trouble In Toronto I Play Jazz Stuck Here In Chicago Me Not Got No Slow Metabolism Flowers Are So Pretty Dahmer's Song You're So Sweet
