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Amethyst This product description used to contain a humourous (subjective), satire-laden anecdote about “magical crystals”, however the morons running Meta have negated to empower their help desk support employees with the ability to utilize their critical thinking skills, and as such this is the only product from our entire lineup of snarky apocalypse bracelets that was rejected from their commerce platform API due to “violating medical and healthcare products prohibited content” which includes “contact lenses, reading and prescription glasses, thermometers, testing kits for medical conditions or diseases, first-aid kits, and breast pumps, medical products or services, cosmetic procedures including, but not limited to, dermal fillers and Botox, injectable products and intravenous services, products, including food or drinks, that make health or medical claims, infant and adult nutritional formula, and nicotine patches and nicotine gum”….but not rude irony bracelets made of rocks. So instead of a funny description, you’re reading a pointless, SEO-ruining rant because brands are stuck in the icy chokehold of the black hole known as social media - a necessary evil for brands into which they must hurl themselves. Woohoo! Show more