This tee is for the person whose love language is a perfectly timed comment under their breath. Their sarcasm level is not a flaw. It is a service. It keeps the group humble, the conversation moving, and the nonsense properly labeled. They say “interesting” when they mean absolutely not. They smile while mentally writing a review. They are the reason the group chat has standards. Wear the one that says sincerity is available upon request, but sarcasm ships faster. _______________________ This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! The Gildan 5000 Classic Tee is made from sturdy cotton that keeps edges crisp, holds shape through repeated washes, and layers perfectly for streetwear looks. 100% cottonSport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyesterAsh Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyesterHeather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyesterPre-shrunk jersey knitTear-away tag Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) S 28 18 15 ⅝ M 29 20 17 L 30 22 18 ½ XL 31 24 20 2XL 32 26 21 ½ 3XL 33 28 22 ¾ 4XL 34 30 24 ¼ 5XL 35 32 25 ¼
