Bring laughter to the kitchen with this witty embroidered apron, designed for anyone who loves humor as much as they love cooking & wine. Crafted from a sustainable organic cotton and recycled polyester blend, it combines comfort with conscience. The fully adjustable woven webbing straps ensure a perfect fit for every baker, while reinforced brass rivets and dual pockets deliver both style and practicality. Easy maintenance means more time baking and less time worrying - simply machine wash with like colors and tumble dry low, or hang dry. A thoughtful gift that transforms everyday baking into a playful, joyful & stylish experience. Measurements: 20 inches wide x 30.25inches long Strap measures 110 inches long Top of bib measures 9.25 inches wide Colors Available: Black Navy Oyster Each item sold separately. Accessories not included. Point of origin: this design was inspired by a friend who enjoys both wine & cooking. She won a contest for free embroidery and she asked for an apron with this phrase on it. These listing photos are show how her idea & words were brought to life in stitches.