Look, you didn't choose this. Coffee chose you — and it hasn't arrived yet. The Arsehole Without Coffee Tee is for the ones who are fully aware of their pre-coffee reputation and have simply decided to own it. Honest. Unapologetic. Deeply relatable. Wear it so people know what they're dealing with. It's basically a kindness. 100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for the grumpiest of mornings 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) — lightweight but sturdy Double-stitched neckline and sleeves for extra durability Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a clean fit Unisex fit — sizes S to 3XL Available in 11 colours ⚠️ Disclaimer: Ka-fey cafe does not condone arsehole behaviour — but we do understand it. Get a coffee into ya.Size guide LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) S 71.1 45.7 M 73.7 50.8 L 76.2 55.9 XL 78.7 61 2XL 81.3 66 3XL 83.8 71.1
