Assassin's Feed

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When it comes to carving up enemies—or a roast turkey—this assassin is all about precision. Forget the hidden blade; the real weapon of choice is a fork and knife, because nothing says "mission complete" like a perfectly executed meal. Our hooded hero has traded in his contract kills for contract grills, proving once and for all that revenge is a dish best served... with a side of green beans. This t-shirt is your ultimate battle gear for Thanksgiving or any time you’re planning to go full stealth mode on that buffet table. After all, why settle for just hunting Templars when you can hunt for seconds? With a focus sharper than his cutlery, this assassin is ready to assassinate that feast—one bite at a time. Remember, in the world of "Assassin’s Feed," the only thing you need to stab is your dinner—bon appétit! Show more