Assigned Human Mug – Lifetime Assignment Cat Coffee Cup

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Product Description You didn’t apply. You were chosen. The Assigned Human Mug is for those who wake up every day under feline supervision. Featuring a clean line-art design and the quietly devastating truth—Lifetime Assignment. No Training Provided.—this mug delivers humor, warmth, and acceptance in equal measure. Perfect for coffee, tea, or whatever helps you face another day of service. Product Features Microwave-safe for easy reheating Dishwasher-safe for effortless cleaning Vibrant, durable two-tone design Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes Comfortable C-shaped handle Glossy finish for high-quality print color Care Instructions Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap. Production & Shipping Notice This mug is made to order and produced by one of our manufacturing partners. Made-to-order production helps reduce waste and ensures each piece is created specifically for your order. Slight variations in color placement or print alignment may occur. 11oz 15oz Height, in 3.78 4.76 Diameter, in 3.23 3.39 Show more