🦅 Attempted Murder T-Shirt – Funny Crow Pun Tee Two Crows, No Crime (Yet) Fans of wordplay and dark humor, meet your new favorite tee. This Attempted Murder shirt gives a hilarious twist to a classic pun about crows—because two crows aren’t a murder... yet. With its playful cartoon design, this shirt is perfect for bird lovers with a wicked sense of humor. 💡 Why You’ll Love It: Clever pun that sparks laughs and double takes Cartoon-style crows printed in high-resolution DTG Lightweight and breathable cotton for all-day wear Unisex sizing – designed to fit all funny bone levels 🎁 Perfect For: Bird watchers with a sense of humor Fans of dark or pun-based jokes Gag gifts or quirky conversation starters 🧼 Shirt Care: Machine washable Hang dry or tumble dry low Avoid ironing directly on the graphic Warning: May cause uncontrollable chuckling or spontaneous crow facts. • 100% ring-spun cotton• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or GuatemalaDisclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) S 28 18 M 29 20 L 30 22 XL 31 24 2XL 32 26 3XL 33 28 LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) S 71.1 45.7 M 73.7 50.8 L 76.2 55.9 XL 78.7 61 2XL 81.3 66 3XL 83.8 71.1
