Meet our “Attempted Murder” Tote Bag— *This is NOT Legal Advice! We're pretty sure we could wing it in court but maybe best not to test it! It has a unique handmade internal pocket with a gorgeous braided keychain lanyard...so you don't constantly look like you've lost your mind as well as your keys! The image and quote is printed on one side of the tote and our cute little logo is printed on the back. From Quotes on Totes — bold words. Better bags. Ideal for errands, work, shopping, or silently discouraging conversation. Funny, relatable, and very comfortable with boundaries. Crafted from pre-consumer recycled cotton waste and post consumer recycled polyester, Made from waste. Meant to last. Regular Tote: 42cm x 38cm, 10ltr capacity, 67cm handle, 170g weight Maxi Shopper Tote: 39cm x 35cm x 13.5cm, 18ltr capacity, 58cm handle, 270g weight Thicker fabric means more durability.More durability means fewer replacements.Fewer replacements? Less waste. Because sustainability isn’t just about what it’s made from.It’s about how long it lasts. And this one’s not going anywhere. Ideal for errands, work, shopping, or silently discouraging conversation. Funny, relatable, and very comfortable with boundaries.
