She Starts the Zoomies at Three in the Morning A wall mounted automatic cat teaser toy fixes a problem no wand in a drawer can. Indoor cats hunt at dawn and dusk whether anyone is awake for it or not, and if nothing in the house moves at that hour she picks something that will move when she hits it — the curtain, the plant, your feet under the duvet. This one sticks to the wall in the room she already paces and spins two ropes in a full circle without you holding anything. Why a Circle Beats a Wand 360-degree sweep – the arm goes the whole way round instead of back and forth, so she never learns the pattern Two trailing ropes – they flick and drag behind the arm, which is the movement that keeps a bored cat committed Two speeds on one button – fast for a kitten with energy to burn, slow for an older or nervous cat Ropes wind back in – nothing hangs loose on the wall between sessions Rechargeable battery – top it up with the cable in the box instead of buying packs of AAs Sticks or suctions – an adhesive plate for painted plaster and doors, four suction cups for glass A Full Circle, Never the Same Twice A cat works out a two-way toy in about a minute and then ignores it. This arm sweeps the whole way round and the ropes trail behind it at a different angle every pass, so the thing she is chasing keeps changing shape. That is why she comes back to it on day thirty instead of day two. Press Once for Fast, Twice for Slow One button on the face, and the speed is the whole difference between a toy she plays with and one she watches from the sofa. Young cats chase the fast setting; older and more cautious cats will commit to the slow one and ignore the fast. Three Steps, No Drill Stick the base plate to the back cover, peel the adhesive and press it to the wall, then clip the toy on. The plate is made for smooth surfaces — painted plaster, tile, a gloss door — and the four suction cups in the box cover glass and windows. Charge It and Leave It on the Wall The battery is built in and charges from the included cable, with about three hours of standby between top-ups. There is no compartment to open and no batteries to keep in a kitchen drawer. Move It to the Room She Actually Sits In Cats patrol one or two rooms and ignore the rest. Because the plate peels off and re-sticks on a smooth surface, you can start it beside the sofa, move it to the hall door when she takes up guarding it, and put it by the patio window in summer. Specifications Size: 473 × 72 × 37 mm (18.6 × 2.8 × 1.5 in) Material: ABS, color White Modes: two speeds, press once fast, twice slow Power: built-in rechargeable battery, about three hours standby Mounting: adhesive wall plate plus four suction cups Suitable for: kittens and adult cats Package Includes: 1 × main unit + 2 × ropes + 4 × suction cups + 1 × charging cable Safety Note: Supervise play and replace a rope once it frays, as loose strands can be swallowed. Let Her Hunt While You Sleep At three in the morning she goes for the wall instead of the curtains, and you sleep through the whole thing.