Avoidant – Embroidered Dad Hat for Dating Humor, Red Flag Gift, Funny Valentine Cotton Cap

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This embroidered cotton dad hat features the word "Avoidant" in a stark, minimalist font. It serves as a wearable warning label for those with a questionable dating history, a fear of intimacy, or just a really dark sense of humor about their love life. The ultimate ironic accessory for navigating situationships and ghosting with style. • 100% chino cotton twill • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile • Curved brim • Adjustable strap with antique buckle • 6 embroidered eyelets Thread Color Options Default: white (Red thread highly recommended for the "Red Flag" effect) Available colors: red, flamingo (pink), kiwi green, green, royal blue, navy, yellow, white, black, grey, burgundy, brown, purple, orange Customization You may choose your thread color and request small adjustments to the design size or placement. Font changes are available for an additional fee—please message us before ordering. A perfect gag gift for Galentine’s Day, your single best friend, or your ex (if you’re feeling petty). Show more