Avoiding Humans Cap

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The Selective Interaction Cap (aka 'Avoiding Humans' Edition)Finally, a cap that tells the truth so you don't have to. Avoiding Humans is the perfect headwear for anyone who thrive s on solitude and keeps "social distancing" as a lifestyle, not a trend.Pre-distressed for that effortlessly detached look — pairs perfectly with quiet walks, cancelled plans, and your favourite hoodie of emotional distance. Comfortable, subtle, and unapologetically antisocial.Why It's Worth Owning: 100% cotton twill = lightweight enough for fast exits when human contact is imminent Six-panel design + curved visor = functional shade for strategic crowd navigation Adjustable strap with metal slider = quick to put on, quick to leave in Distressed finish = looks like it's been on many solo adventures Pre-curved visor = pulled low for maximum anonymity in public spaces How to Keep It Alive: Spot clean with warm water and a soft cloth — minimal contact, maximum result Air dry only — handles itself without intervention, same as you Use a soft brush for marks — the least invasive cleaning method available Avoid machine washing — it prefers to deal with things on its own Show more