Bah HMMWV Ebenezer Smaj was a grumpy old soul Short like an elf, mean like a troll Ebenezer Smaj hated Christmas you see So that’s why I decided to get him a tree I went to the motor pool And found one that started Cranked up the engine To the forest I darted “This one!” I said It was fluffy and tall I chopped with my e-tool And soon it would fall Tree in tow and back through the gate Right past the pond where the Specialists skate In to base housing where his lights were still on I unloaded that tree right there in the lawn Ebenezer Smaj yelled “Get off the grass!” As small drops of bourbon sloshed from his glass I turned around and started to flee But then I remembered I brought him a tree “Merry Christmas Mr. Smaj!” I said with a grin Just as he dropped The hand grenade pin There was no joy for him to be had He was just going to be grumpy and sad “Get out of here, and take your tree!” and he slammed his door with a “Bah, HMMWV!” Shipping This item is made on demand and typically ships 5-7 business days after the order date.
