Mr. Ballsy Keychain

Family Jewels Trading Co. Verified independent store

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Meet Ballsy™ — the overachieving little keychain with big confidence. He cracks bottles, measures things (yes, those things), lights the way when things get dark, and when you tap his ass on the back of your phone, boom — he flashes you our website like he meant to do that. Equal parts functional and inappropriate, Ballsy is the pocket-sized hype man you didn’t know you needed. Classy enough to gift, dirty enough to laugh about, and always ready to pop off at a moment’s notice. Ballsy arrives in his purple nap sack or let us know if he is a gift and he gets a pretty white box. Show more