Bare Minimum Energy — The White Breakup Pillow Set One white breakup pillow. Three removable white covers. Because doing the bare minimum apparently requires backups. The Bare Minimum Energy White Breakup Pillow Set includes one soft, moldable 20” × 20” × 4” CloudFill pillow, one removable white cover, and two additional white covers. That gives you three white pillow covers total: one for the pillow, one for the wash, and one for whatever emotionally preventable event happens next. Clean, white and deceptively put together, Bare Minimum Energy is made for post-breakup recovery, divorce celebrations, best-friend interventions, college care packages and anyone who has officially stopped applauding grown adults for responding to a text. What’s Included 1× Bare Minimum Energy CloudFill pillow insert: 20” × 20” × 4” 1× Removable white Cloud Case: arrives on the pillow 2× Extra removable white Cloud Cases: three white covers total 1× Care guide In less diplomatic terms: one pillow and enough clean white covers to survive crying, washing and pretending the whole thing was a valuable learning experience. Why Three White Covers? One on the pillow: actively doing more emotional labor than he did. One in the wash: because mascara has consequences. One on standby: because “I’ve changed” occasionally circles back. Each removable cover has a hidden zipper and can be changed without replacing the pillow insert. Rotate them individually or use compatible covers with the Cloud Case Layering System. Soft, Squishy and Intentionally Underfilled Bare Minimum Energy is not a firm furniture-store throw pillow. The polyester CloudFill blend is intentionally underfilled so the pillow can compress, fold, squish and mold around you instead of sitting upright and judging the situation. It wrinkles. It bends. It can fold in half. It may flatten when you sit on it and puff back up after use. That is the entire point. The softer construction makes it suitable for hugging, cuddling, lounging, crying attractively and sleeping through the notification you no longer need to answer. Don’t Buy This If You Want a Firm Pillow Seriously. This is not memory foam, bead-filled or designed to hold a rigid decorative shape. Bare Minimum Energy is not a neck-support pillow, back-support pillow, orthopedic pillow or medical product. It is a soft cuddle and comfort pillow. One supports your posture. The other supports your decision to never lower your standards that far again. A Funny Breakup Gift That Is Actually Useful Send Bare Minimum Energy as a funny breakup gift for him, breakup gift for her, divorce gift, newly single gift, best-friend care package or pointed reminder that showing up technically does not qualify as having a personality. It is soft enough to cry into, useful enough to keep after the crisis, and white enough to match the clean slate everyone keeps insisting you needed. Product Details Product: Complete pillow set Pillow Size: 20” × 20” × 4” Shape: Square Color: White Total Pillow Inserts: One Total Removable Covers: Three Cover Material: 95% viscose made from bamboo / 5% spandex Fill: Polyester CloudFill blend Closure: Hidden zipper Construction: Soft, moldable and intentionally underfilled Cover Care: Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle Drying: Tumble dry low or lay flat Insert Care: Spot clean only Do Not: Bleach or dry clean Compatible With the Cloud Case Layering System Use one cover at a time or layer compatible Cloud Cases to adjust the pillow’s feel without replacing the insert. One layer is soft. Two layers are softer. Three layers suggest your taste in people finally developed a contingency plan. Learn more about the Cloud Case Layering System. Browse more funny breakup gifts, shop Petty Pillowcases, or learn what makes a Breakup Pillow different. Bare Minimum Energy: all white, completely washable and still giving more than he did.
