The Rules Are Posted. There Are No Excuses. In bold, unapologetic type on a worn grey-white plaster background, the rules of this bathroom have been made perfectly clear: Don’t Miss. Wipe Good. Flush It. Wash Up. Git Gone. Rendered in a mix of flowing script and heavy slab-serif lettering with the distressed texture of a vintage roadside sign, this piece is funny, direct, and exactly the kind of art that makes a bathroom feel like it has a personality. Which it now does. You’re welcome. ✦ Why You'll Love It Instantly Relatable Bathroom Humor — Five rules, zero ambiguity — the kind of sign that makes every guest laugh and every household member comply Vintage Distressed Typography Style — Script headline with bold slab-serif body text on a worn plaster texture — rustic, characterful, and perfectly at home in any American bathroom Classic Black & White Palette — Deep black on soft grey-white — a timeless, versatile combination that works in any bathroom style from farmhouse to modern Premium Canvas Quality — Printed on gallery-grade canvas with fade-resistant inks built to last for years Two Finish Options — Framed Canvas (classic black wood frame, ready to hang) or Stretched Canvas (gallery-wrapped, frameless) 9 Size Options — From 8"x12" to 34"x51", the perfect vertical statement piece for any bathroom wall Ready to Hang — Arrives fully assembled with all hanging hardware included; no tools needed ✦ Perfect For Bathrooms & powder rooms — the only room in the house where this level of directness is not only acceptable but deeply appreciated Guest bathrooms & half baths — a guaranteed conversation piece that sets the tone before anyone even turns on the faucet Farmhouse, rustic & transitional American interiors — black and white distressed typography pairs beautifully with shiplap, subway tile, and vintage fixtures Anyone who has ever had to post the rules — art that says what everyone is thinking but was too polite to say out loud Gifts — housewarming, birthdays, or any occasion that calls for something genuinely funny and immediately useful ✦ Specifications Material: Premium stretched canvas; solid wood frame (Framed option) Surface: Matte, glare-free finish Orientation: Vertical Style: Vintage Typography / Rustic Humor / Farmhouse Sign Art Color Palette: Deep black, soft grey-white, distressed plaster texture The rules are simple. Follow them. Git gone.
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