A red peg. A washing line. A perfectly ordinary Tuesday of laundry. What did you think we meant? The humble clothes peg (or clothespin, if you're feeling continental) has held up Britain's smalls in a stiff breeze for generations. Bold, dependable, and entirely unbothered by whatever your filthy mind did with that headline. This tee is part of Dotty Cotton's 'Nudge Nudge' collection — designs that say one thing, mean another, and enjoy every second of the confusion. A brilliant gift. An even better conversation starter. Worn with complete innocence by people who are absolutely not innocent. Available in full colour illustration. The little blue dot on the left chest is ours. You're welcome. Free UK delivery on every order. No minimum. No fuss. We only use the Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0 - 185gsm GOTS-certified organic cotton, combed and ring-spun for a surface that's smooth enough to do the design justice. Medium unisex fit with side seams, a wider collar rib, and set-in sleeves that stay where they're supposed to. Printed using Kornit Atlas Max DTG technology for colours that stay vivid wash after wash.
