Finally, a book that teaches men all the things they really need to know about fatherhood...including how to: -Change a baby at a packed sports stadium-Create a decoy drawer full of old wallets, remote controls, and cell phones to throw baby off the scent of your real gear-Stay awake (or at least upright) at work-Babyproof a hotel room in four minutes flat-Construct an emergency diaper out of a towel, a sock, and duct tape Packed with helpful diagrams and detailed instructions, and delivered with a wry sense of humor, Be Prepared is the ultimate guide for sleep-deprived, applesauce-covered fathers everywhere. Details: Author: Gary Greenberg, Jeannie Hayden Publisher: Simon & Schuster Publication date: June 1, 2004 Edition: 1st Language: English Print length: 240 pages Item Weight: 13.6 ounces Dimensions: 6 x 0.6 x 9 inches