Sacred Shade Since Year Zero Step aside — literally. This shirt puts a sarcastic spin on a classic line, starring Joseph and Mary in a moment every family can relate to. With the iconic jab “You make a better door than a window,” this tee imagines the Holy Family dealing with the same everyday nonsense we all do: someone standing right where you’re trying to look. It’s the perfect mix of biblical charm and modern snark, ideal for anyone who loves humor that winks at tradition without taking itself too seriously. Whether you’re poking fun at your faith upbringing, your tall friends, or just the universal struggle of people blocking the view, this shirt delivers a heavenly dose of attitude. Great for: • Sarcastic believers • Church kids with a sense of humor • Fans of clever religious twists • Anyone who appreciates holy shade Includes a tear-away label for easy rebranding. Tubular fit to minimize torque. Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester. Size guide S M L XL 2XL 3XL A) Length (inches) 28 29.1 29.9 31.1 31.9 33.5 B) Width (inches) 36.2 40.2 44.1 48 52 55.9 B) Half Chest (inches) 18.1 20.1 22 24 26 28 Care Instructions General A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs . Wash The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape. Dry Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. Store Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity.
