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Bigfoot Patch: Funny Cryptid Gifts & Sasquatch Morale Patch Whether you consider yourself a hardened cryptozoologist or a lifelong skeptic, one undeniable truth remains: Sasquatch never skips leg day. The Cheeky Bigfoot Embroidered Patch serves as the ultimate funny gag gift for hikers, campers, and cryptid obsessives who appreciate a magnificent rear view. Capturing the legendary beast in mid-stride with an unapologetically sculpted gluteus maximus, this satirical outdoor patch turns mysterious forest folklore into pure, unhinged cheekiness. The perfect novelty addition to hiking daypacks, denim jackets, camp beanies, and tactical gear, this 2.75x4-inch die-cut patch is built to handle rugged backcountry trails. Stitched with high-density, snag-resistant threading and framed by a tightly bound edge, it withstands mud, torrential rain, and rough outdoor abuse without fraying. Equipped with a heavy-duty heat-activated iron-on backing for quick application, it also provides clean perimeter clearance for sewing onto heavy canvas gear. Bigfoot Patch Specifications: Dimensions: 2.75" x 4" Material: High-density embroidered threading with twill backing Border: Die-cut reinforced embroidered edge Attachment: Heat-activated iron-on backing (sewable for permanent wear) Application: Backpacks, denim jackets, hats, camping gear, and vests Show more