Some people wear graphic tees. Others wear a public-service warning. This tee features a battle-hardened mongoose mercenary armed with a kukri, a thousand-yard stare, and the kind of problem-solving philosophy that definitely violates several international agreements. Equal parts fantasy adventurer and lovable menace, this design is perfect for anyone whose daily coping strategy involves caffeine, sarcasm, and alarming levels of confidence. Printed in vivid detail, this shirt delivers maximum “chaotic neutral energy” whether you’re headed to game night, the gun range, the mechanic’s shop, a convention, or just another staff meeting that could have been an email. Perfect for: Tabletop RPG players Veterans and first responders Animal lovers with dark humor Workshop goblins and garage philosophers Anyone held together primarily by coffee and spite Soft, comfortable, and guaranteed to attract comments ranging from laughter to “Sir, please step away from the fireworks,” this design pairs especially well with cargo pockets, bad ideas, and beverages strong enough to remove paint. Because there are few problems that cannot be solved with a kukri, high explosives… and a clean shirt. • 100% combed ring-spun cotton• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (180g/m²)• Side-seamed construction• Drop shoulder sleeves• 1 × 1 ribbed collar reinforced neckline• Tear-away tag• Blank product sourced from BangladeshAge restrictions: For adultsEU Warranty: 2 yearsOther compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at [email protected]. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. Size guide LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches) S 28 34-37 M 29 38-41 L 30 42-45 XL 31 46-49 2XL 32 50-53 3XL 33 54-57
