Bone Rider

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Bone Rider, Forever pissed in traffic. Meet the Bone Rider Crewneck, a skeleton locked in eternal rush-hour purgatory. Scooter from hell, bug-eyed fury, and a helmet that’s seen on e too many lane changes. Distressed ink makes it look like it’s been pulled straight off a biker zine from the underworld. Soft fleece keeps you alive, even if this little bastard clearly isn’t. Fit Tip: Size down for a tight “courier from hell” fit. Stick with your usual size if you want that oversized “still honking in the afterlife” look. 📏 Size chart below—mess it up and Bone Rider’s tailgating your soul. Care InstructionsWash cold like the dark side of the moon. Tumble dry low—or hang dry, if you think you’ll survive the night. Size S M L XL 2XL Chest 34"-36" 38"-40" 42"-44" 46"-48" 50"-52" Waist 29"-32" 32"-35" 35"-38" 38"-41" 41"-44" Sleeve Length 32"-33 1/2" 34"-35" 35"-36" 36"-37" 37"-38" Show more