Borrow My Pen?

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Sick of your pens mysteriously vanishing the moment you lend them out? Time to fight back—with pure, unadulterated embarrassment. The Borrow My Pen? set ensures that anyone who "ac cidentally" walks off with your pen will seriously reconsider their life choices. This set of eight gloriously questionable pens features totally real (not really) businesses that range from mildly unsettling to oh no, why is this a thing? Each pen is branded with a different, eyebrow-raising name, including: -Desperate Hearts Dating Service – Because nothing screams romance like sheer, unfiltered desperation. -Hank’s Magic Mushroom Farm – No, they’re not those mushrooms… (or are they?) -Lucky Streak Nudist Casino – Where the dress code is strictly optional. -In-and-Out Proctology – Fast service, questionable methods. -Stuffed With Love Taxidermy – Where your furry friends get a second chance… at standing very still. Perfect for office pranks, pen thieves, and anyone who enjoys making others do a double-take. Hand one out, sit back, and enjoy the awkward reactions. Guaranteed to make people think twice before “borrowing” your pens again! Show more