Brogan Tee: This relic bears the image of Brogan — lifter, wanderer, and carrier of unreasonable weight. At his side: two chickens of uncertain origin.One fueled by rage and pre-workout.The other by order… and meticulously logged macros. Together, they have seen things.Missed leg days.Questionable spotters.And a man who said “just one more rep”… and meant twelve. Specs: Heavyweight 100% cotton, built for campaigns of questionable planning Front: Nattyverse insignia in burnished gold Back: Brogan and the War Chickens Printed in tones of iron, dust, and mild psychological instability Disclaimer:Wearer may experience an overwhelming compulsion to monitor nearby bench presses…Intervening in lifts that were, in truth… under control. Side effects include:- stepping in too early,- locking eyes with confused lifters mid-rep,- carrying the quiet burden of saves that were never needed
