Send a card they can actually eat. Our Crude Crumbs Brownie Card is a generous slab of rich, fudgy chocolate brownie delivered straight through the letterbox, no missed parcels, no awkward neighbours, just unapologetic indulgence. The box opens like a greeting card and includes your chosen postcard. Pick your quote from Savage, Sassy, or Soulful, whether you want dark humour, cheeky honesty, or something a little more heartfelt, there’s a message to match the mood. Your personal note is added to the back of the card too. Choose whether to send it as one glorious slab or pre-cut into fingers for easy sharing (or strategic hiding). Freshly baked, beautifully boxed, and guaranteed to make someone’s day instantly better. Perfect for:Birthdays • Tough weeks • Congratulations • Thank you's • Just because • Anyone who deserves brownies What you get:• Generous handcrafted chocolate brownie• Crude Crumbs presentation box• Chosen quote postcard• Optional personal message• Nationwide delivery
