Trashing Knees T-Shirt

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Good bump skiers will tell you their knees are fine, and they mean it. Then they’ll explain why yours aren’t. The Trashing Knees Tee is the original Bashing Bumps shirt and the one that started the Bashing Bumps collection. The joke belongs to every zipper-line skier who knows technique matters, bad decisions happen, and nobody came all this way to take the groomer. Do it right and this joke follows you into your sixties. Do it wrong and your knees get the punchline before lunch. Show more