Butt Plug Black

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Custom embroidered for the goth freaks who love a classic. This unisex dad hat in Butt Plug Black is made to order and dyes in a solid obsidian black void. Perfect for when you’re feeling mysterious, horny, or both. 100% cotton shell. High-quality back metal and faux leather strap. Embroidered in California with white thread. You know, like God intended. Choose your font: Law & Order SVU – Bold, all caps, and ready for court. Mariska Hartigay would nod in approval. Dark Lord – Gothic serif, cursed in the best way. Looks like it was ripped from an exorcism transcript. RETURN & REFUND POLICY These are made-to-order. Once summoned, they cannot be un-summoned. No returns or exchanges at this time—choose wisely, mortal. TIMING We stitch it into existence for you. Ships in 10-15 business days for creation + fulfillment because dark magic takes time. Questions? Email [email protected] Show more