You think the Senate runs on debate? Wrong. It runs on coffee. And this 11oz ceramic mug — featuring my cherubic baby face — is here to filibuster your morning routine. It’s sturdy, reliable, and somehow always in the room when deals get made. Sound familiar? Sip from this and you’ll feel like you can balance both parties, your schedule, and maybe even your laundry. Plus, my baby blues are printed in glorious, high-resolution color — because even when I’m pouting, I’m bipartisan adorable. Product Features: Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds) Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands) Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm Care Instructions:“Clean it like I clean up Senate messes — lots of warm water, a firm grip, and maybe a quiet prayer.” EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
