Crazy to think that out of over 15 million sperm, they were the fastest swimmer. Celebrate birthdays with our hilarious Birthday greeting card — perfect for your significant other, friends, or family when you want to give a funny birthday card that actually gets a laugh. Printed in Colorado, USA on eco-friendly, high-quality cardstock with a smooth matte finish, this premium birthday card includes a recycled kraft envelope and is ideal for anyone who loves sarcastic, novelty, and funny birthday cards. PRODUCT DETAILS: Size: 5 x 7 inches Inside: Written design Paper: Thick, durable matte cardstock Print Location: Printed in Colorado, USA Envelope: Includes 1 kraft brown envelope (30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper) Packaging: Sealed in a reusable clear plastic sleeve Barcode: UPC barcode printed on back Retail-ready and easy to merchandise, this card is a great fit for gift shops, boutiques, and bookstores.
