Once upon a time, there was a notorious pirate named Captain Octo who sailed the Caribbean. His ship, the "Soused Sea Otter," was not exactly known for its speed, but rather for the large quantities of rum it served. One stormy afternoon, after an extensive "rum tasting" with his crew, Captain Octo decided it was time to search for the "forgotten treasure island" – not because he wanted money, but because he had heard that the best barrel of beer in the entire Caribbean was said to be hidden there. The crew staggered onto the bridge, and Captain Octo shouted, "Set the sails! Or is it the flag? I forgot what I just said!" The First Mate, a man with a wooden leg and a crooked smile, remarked, "Captain, I think we've already set the sails. And the bottle is empty too!" No matter! The captain was determined to go treasure hunting with his compass and an old, crumpled map. But when the ship finally approached the island, they noticed that the wind had shifted. "It must be the cursed rum messing with us!" Captain Octo yelled as he tried to look at the helm, but accidentally ended up petting a captured parrot instead. After a lengthy battle with the helm (and another glass of rum), they finally landed on the island – right in a field of cactus! Captain Octo jumped off the ship, screamed "Treasure!" and landed right in a thorn. His crew laughed so loudly that all the seabirds took flight. In the end, they found no treasure, but they did stumble upon an old pirate who was celebrating with his own beer. He invited the whole crew to his table, and they celebrated until the moon set. And the captain? He was already face down in the sand, dreaming of treasures, beer and rum, mumbling, "Next time, I will really bring a compass!" Thus ended Captain Octo "treasure hunt," but everyone in the Caribbean already knew that the real treasure was the fun and the rum – and that was something they would never forget! - finest embroidery Patch (metallic Look) with hook backing & loop counterpiece. - 100 pieces (limited) - 4,7”
