The Car Battery Donor tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who's been doing their part for the Pacific Ocean, one 12-volt at a time. Dark humor meme shirt on heavyweight cotton. You know what it means, and so does everyone at the cookout. Who's actually donating car batteries to the ocean? People who care about the environment, obviously. The meme is simple: you can legally throw car batteries in the ocean. Is it true? Absolutely not. Is it funny? Every single time. This shirt marks you as someone who gets the joke and isn't afraid to wear it to Thanksgiving. Heavyweight cotton that could theoretically survive a trip to the ocean floor (please don't test this) Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL, because environmental activism comes in all sizes Crew neck, because V-necks are for people who actually recycle DTG printed so the graphic holds its color through every wash cycle One deeply questionable stance on marine conservation, included free of charge Can I gift this without getting uninvited from things? Depends entirely on the recipient. If they've ever sent you the car battery meme unprompted, this is their shirt. If they volunteer at a marine sanctuary, maybe just get them a candle. The Car Battery Donor tee is a gift for your funniest friend, your unhinged coworker, or that one cousin who always takes it too far. Frequently Asked Questions Is the Car Battery Donor shirt soft? Yes. Heavyweight cotton, but soft, not scratchy. Comfortable enough to wear on repeat, and it holds up to regular washing without losing shape. What sizes does this come in? S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that runs comfortable on everyone. Will the print fade or crack? No. DTG printing locks the ink into the fabric fibers, so it stays vibrant through the wash cycle. Is it actually legal to throw car batteries in the ocean? No. Absolutely not. Do not do this. But you can wear the shirt.
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