The funniest jacket you will ever own. "Stop Sampling Full Metal Jacket" embroidered on a fancypants windbreaker jacket. A Second Tooth jacket?! SURE THING! A versatile essential for the modern commuter, this packable windbreaker offers functional protection without the bulk. Crafted from 100% polyester micro poplin, it features a half-zip silhouette designed for quick layering. Its thoughtful construction includes a dual-pocket system: a traditional kangaroo pouch for your hands and a secure, hidden compartment that doubles as a storage sleeve for the jacket itself. Material: High-grade 100% polyester build. Weatherproof: Blocks wind and sheds water effortlessly. Top: Pullover construction with an integrated hood and half-zipper. Front Pouch: Large center pocket for easy-access storage. Hidden Pocket: Extra zipped compartment tucked away inside. Travel-Friendly: Scrunch it down into a tiny, portable pouch. Adaptable: Cinch the hood or hem with adjustable drawstrings. Cuffs: Stretchy elastic sleeve openings for comfort. Authenticity: Finished with the signature embroidered logo on the sleeve. Size guide BODY LENGTH (inches) BODY WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (FROM CENTER BACK) (inches) S 27 ¼ 21 ¼ 34 ¼ M 28 22 ¾ 35 L 28 ¾ 24 ¼ 36 XL 29 ½ 25 ¾ 36 ¾ 2XL 30 ¼ 27 ¼ 37 ½ BODY LENGTH (cm) BODY WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (FROM CENTER BACK) (cm) S 69.2 54 87 M 71.1 57.8 89 L 73 61.6 91.4 XL 75 65.4 93.4 2XL 76.8 69.2 95.3